2012.01.24 | 
Author I was doing some surfing around the ‘net, and decided to do a little searching for some new computer sounds. Every once in a while you have to liven’ things up a little and add some personality to your PC by adding some custom sounds. Well, I do anyway. In my travels, I came across this site presumably run by Clay Loomis since the domain is clayloomis.com (notice how my sharp eye and keen intellect worked that out!). What I found there was a Goldmine of audio files, not really for making computer sounds, but great stuff to listen to nonetheless. There are Mel Gibson goin’ crazy phone calls right down to Bill Cosby singing The Beatles Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band (I haven’t built up the courage to listen to that one yet, but I will get there!). Those are just the “Oddities” section, he has several others that should be more “normal”. Anyway, after coming across this I knew I had to share it with my readers so take a look and enjoy!
http://www.clayloomis.com/odd.html
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Forgive your enemies – It really messes with their heads!
My buddy Steve posted this on his Facebook page and I just had to share it, it’s brilliant really …
“C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “you’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.” Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.”
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Went to see the latest animated monster box office explosion Saturday with my family, and I have to tell you that it was awesome. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed Despicable Me and after that Mega Mind. However, Rango was written on a much higher level while also on the lower kid level. This was much like the old Bugs Bunny cartoons where kids and adults both loved them and thought they were funny, but for two very different reasons!
So, I say all of this to say, go see Rango if you have the opportunity, it’s a blast, I am sure you won’t regret it. The whole theater was packed and everyone, even the kids, where belly laughing all over the place.
Here it is folks, what I am proclaiming to be the number 1 video of the year, if not all time. It’s the video for the song Overlord from Zakk Wylde and Black Label Society. This song comes off of their most recent Top 5 album The Order of the Black. I don’t want to spoil anything, but this video is filled with awesomeness, you just won’t believe your eyes when you see it. So, click on the link below and watch it right now!
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- It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
- A human hair can hold 3kg.
- The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.
- The femur is as hard as concrete.
- A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
- Women blink twice as much as men.
- We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
- The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
