Sword's Tavern

Not that all people from Texas are morons, far from it.  However, the folks at Brazos Elementary School in Wallis, Texas sure are morons.  A ten year old third grader received a piece of candy, a lone Jolly Rancher from a friend while at school.  The teacher, staff, principal, even school board agreed that giving the child a weeks worth of detention (during lunch and recess) was appropriate because she was in “possession of a contraband substance”.  Ok, really, Jolly Ranchers are good, but they ain’t that good.  WTF kind of moron makes a punishment like this over a piece of candy, it’s ridiculous.  Boy I’d hate to see the lockdown the school would go into over a starburst!  So, here’s to you Wallis, Texas, keeping us safe from candy lovers everywhere.